Crazy Poker Talk

Last night we had a poker tournament and I didn't do so well. Then we played a cash game and I lost again. I kept losing these big hands when my opponent would hit a card on the river. When it happened in the cash game I sort of got upset. Normally I just accept the beat and that's it. But I was choked this time. However, I didn't do much except ask my opponent why they called with their drawing hand. So although I was choked I lost, I never really did much except accept the loss...and I bought back in again to pay him back but he lost all his money in the next hand so I never got a chance.

So today I ended up playing online for a while and ran into a guy who didn't like the fact that I was beating him. I'll admit I got lucky, my play was very aggressive, and I did egg him on a bit in this conversation, but I am posting the transcript so you can see how mad people get when they lose. The game was a $0.10/$0.20 Texas Hold 'Em Limit game and I ended up calling his raise when I held 7 2 suited in the small blind and he had KQ off suit. My nickname is Toby123man and he is XXSaltydogXX. (I apologize for the swearing he uses)

TOBY123MAN wins ($1.75) with (Flush, ace high).
XXSALTYDOGXX:thats twice u fken retard
SEXY_ONE:yep bigger tables still don't stop the donks
TOBY123MAN:sorry. in the small blind
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COLBYDAY13 wins ($1.00 chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:so many retards so few good card players
SEXY_ONE:very true
XXSALTYDOGXX:tob u a sry fken retard
XXSALTYDOGXX:calling raises with 7 2
XXSALTYDOGXX:u stupid fk
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GTHANG22 wins (40c chips).
TOBY123MAN:yeah, that's annoying to lose to that. I understand
XXSALTYDOGXX:u stupid fk
TOBY123MAN:but why did you keep betting when the flush was there
XXSALTYDOGXX:i dident u sry fk
TOBY123MAN:you called me
XXSALTYDOGXX:fk u u retard
TOBY123MAN:you should have folded
TOBY123MAN:a good player knows when to lay down
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GTHANG22 wins ($1.05) with (One pair, eights).
XXSALTYDOGXX:a good player knows when to call raises u stupid fk
TOBY123MAN:yeah, I picked a good one to call there. It worked on you!
XXSALTYDOGXX:players just like u make online poker a joke
XXSALTYDOGXX:nice % to be in uh
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COLBYDAY13 wins ($1.30) with (Two Pair, jacks and fours).
TOBY123MAN:if you are so good you shouldn't be playing $.10 games
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TOBY123MAN wins (85c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:u are a joke twice u called my raises with 7 2 u fken retard
TOBY123MAN:whatever. I know I got lucky on that one. It happens.
TOBY123MAN:get over it
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XXSALTYDOGXX wins (40c chips).
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GTHANG22 wins ($1.40) with (Two Pair, kings and queens).
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GTHANG22 wins (40c chips).
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SEXY_ONE wins (15c chips).
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GTHANG22 wins ($2.85) with (Flush, ace high).
SEXY_ONE:wow
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SEXY_ONE:folded A 7
TOBY123MAN wins (85c) with (Three of a kind, sevens).
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SEXY_ONE wins (95c chips).
(MYLILTORAZO joins the table at this point)
XXSALTYDOGXX:i hope u get bashed in your fken face today
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SEXY_ONE wins (15c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:u stupid sry fk
MYLILTORAZO:wow
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TOBY123MAN wins (55c chips).
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HAMIL8 wins (60c) with (One pair, tens).
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TOBY123MAN wins (90c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:watch that toby he is a sry fken calling station
MYLILTORAZO:lol
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HAMIL8 wins ($1.05 chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:calls with eany 2 cards a real retard
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MYLILTORAZO wins (55c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:a junk player
TOBY123MAN:he's a little bitter Torazo
XXSALTYDOGXX:trashey just like his house probally is
MYLILTORAZO:lol
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SEXY_ONE wins (30c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:a player like him has to have dogs chiting on his floors<<>>
MYLILTORAZO wins (75c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:and i bet 10 he doesent have a job
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HAMIL8 wins (25c chips).
MYLILTORAZO:hey i don't have a job :(
XXSALTYDOGXX:probally borrows money to play
SEXY_ONE:I win money to play
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HAMIL8 wins (55c chips).
XXSALTYDOGXX:am i even talking to u
MYLILTORAZO:lol
XXSaltyDogXX leaves the table

The funny part about that is he was actually right on a few things. I am technically unemployed (I don't start my new job until Tuesday) and I have borrowed money online to play poker! Those guys are fun to play against because they just go on a rant. And for Gramps and Colin, notice that somebody used the word "donks" in this transcript. I didn't make that word up...it's common poker language. Oh well, I better get back to the poker table.