I found these Chuck Norris facts on another website and thought they were great! I never realized just how tough he was!
Here are a few of my favourites:
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever beat a brick wall in tennis
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
There are lots more of these over here. Go check them out, but don't laugh out loud (Chuck Norris is watching and will roundhouse kick you in the face!)
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